Son: When I'm big, I'm not going to high school.
Me: Where are you going to go?
Son: Kindergarten! When I'm little!
Me: What about when you're big?
Son: I'm not going to high school.
Me: What are you going to do?
Son: Stay home! Every day!
Me: What are you going to do at home?
Son: Play games, on pbskids.org, and read my books, and play with my toys, and look at pictures, and look at flowers, and eat pizza.